Purple Prose
or
Never Read Penny Arcade Before Blogging
I should take my own advice. It was innocent, I swear. I’d intended to write up a simple post about the work I was putting into the new layout on FanaticSpace. One detour to Penny Arcade later and you have prose so purple that it speeds past the visible spectrum and becomes ultra-violet.
Please don’t misunderstand, it was intentional. I’d decided to try my hand at the sort of ornamental rambling that is done so well on PA. Looking back I suppose that’s like saying “That thar Louis tha XIV furniture sore is purdy, I think I’ll make some. Hey, what’s a xiv?”, after which there is the unfortunate, yet inevitable, incident with a table saw. It takes practice to learn the skills required to craft something of that caliber.
It was fun though. Because of the joy I derived from trying to intentionally write something flowery enough to compare to the Tycho Brahe Botanical Word Garden, I’d like to ask you to try it too. The idea is easy enough. Take a simple post, one that could be done in about a paragraph, and try to stretch it out by using inordinately descriptive language. If you’re unsure of how to go about it, just read a few posts at Penny Arcade.
A lot of the blogs on the art of blogging, the meta-blogs, advise people to keep things simple. Short bits of text and easy to understand word choices. This is the opposite. Stretch your mind and your vocabulary and go crazy.
I’m sure you’ll have as much fun as I did.
If you decide to do this please leave a ping, a trackback or a comment here. I’d love to see the posts.
Personal Blogs Take A Backseat
It’s true, and you know it. I’m sure you can feel it deep in your bones. This is a Truth that can loosen both fillings and bowels with it’s powerful resonance. Only those so deeply entrenched in their blogs backend that they can never see the light of day again could even begin to form an argument against it.
Why do I confront the primitive human intellect with this statement? Could it be an attempt to shake the foundations of the Internet with an idea so jarring that even those poor souls imprisoned by LiveJournal may be forced to acknowledge that this is so? Alas, this is not the case at hand.
I’ve been busy. I’ve been toiling at tweakery.
Obviously I can’t spare even a moment to post in a personal blog when attempting to tame such a hell-beast. The powerful forces channeled and sculpted into multitudes of delicate crenellations which can strike down the unwary with their awe-inspiring beauty cannot be taken lightly. To do so would only hasten the inevitable arrival of oblivion’s sweet embrace.
As much as I have longed for that peaceful touch in the past, I must continue with my labors.
Climbing and Getting Nowhere
Feel like you’re struggling to move upward? Can’t seem to make progress no matter how hard you work? Afraid that if you don’t keep pushing your limits you’ll fall?
Blogging can make you feel that way sometimes. Things are moving along, traffic is growing and things are looking good. Then it happens. Traffic stalls, or worse it drops, and you find yourself working harder just to stay in the same place.
I started feeling this way not too long ago, so I started thinking about what I could do about it. Here are a few of my ideas.
Mix Things Up
Try something new to relieve the tedium. Don’t stress out trying to think of something new, that would defeat the purpose. There are tons of ideas out there for the taking. Just remember to do something fun. Here are a couple to get you started.
Parody. Write a tongue in cheek post about something that bugs you. I did a post like that about money making blogs. Some of them have decent advice, but a lot of them look like this.
Fiction. If you do a lot of writing about news and events, try making something up. Just let your readers know that it’s not real. For instance, if you write about celebrity news, do a post about celebrity news stories ten years from now. Have fun with it. A blog post titled "Britney Spears’ Trailer Destroyed by Tornado" would be a lot of fun to write.
Think About How You Work
Take a little time to take a look at how you work on your blog. A lot of us focus on the readers and forget to think about ourselves. I’m not saying you should ignore the people reading your blog. I’m just saying that sometimes it’s easy to get a little too focused on something. Ask yourself a few questions.
What do you enjoy about blogging?
What’s the hardest part for you?
What do you spend the most time doing?
What do you avoid doing?
Taking the time to answer some questions like this could help you identify your strengths and weaknesses as a blogger. Knowing is half the battle.
Look Back to Move Forward
Take a look back at what you’ve done on your blog. You might be surprised by how far you’ve come. It’s easy to miss the big picture when you’re focused on the details. Writing a post about your blog can help you get a better understanding of it.
Not too long ago AnimeFansOnline.com turned 8 months old. I wrote a post that went through, month by month, and highlighted posts that I enjoyed. I was amazed by how much I’d learned about blogging in 8 months. I also spotted a couple of problems that I need to work on. I got 3 great things from that 1 post.
A post to help new readers find some of the older articles.
A good idea about what needs improving.
Encouragement to continue blogging.
Have Fun
If you don’t enjoy what you’re doing, you’ll burn out long before you reach the summit.
What about you? Have anything that helps you keep going? Leave a comment and let us know. We could all use the help.
Book Giveaway Open for Entries
The book giveaway over at Fanatic Space has been announced. All the rules are laid out on the blog post and in the forum threads.
Forum?
Yep. I decided that using the forum would be the best way to avoid spoilers for the people that haven’t read the Erec Rex books yet. I’d really hate to ruin the story for someone that is looking forward to reading it. It’s even worse when they’re hoping to win a copy of the book. So I set up separate threads in the forum.
Links
Here are the relevant links if you want to enter.
Blog Post:
Win An Autographed Copy Of The Erec Rex Books
Forum Threads:
Win a copy of Erec Rex: The Dragon’s Eye
Win a copy of Erec Rex: The Monsters of Otherness
Good luck to everyone entering.
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Author Interview and Book Giveaway
I’ve got an interview with author Kaza Kingsley posted over at FanaticSpace. She’ll be checking in during her blog tour, so you can ask her your questions. Stop by and check it out.
She’s very cool. I hope to be able to work with her in the future. There’s been talk of a possible guest post too. I’ve got my fingers crossed. 
Free Books
I posted a review of the first book, Erec Rex: The Dragon’s Eye. I’m also going to post a review of the second book, Erec Rex: The Monsters of Otherness. I’ll be giving away copies of both Erec Rex books. So check out the review to see if you want to read the books. Then you can come back and enter to win a free copy in the giveaway.
These aren’t e-books. These are real physical hardbacks that you can put on your bookshelf or read with your kids. Another nice plus is that they’re both autographed.
I told you she was cool.
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Is ProBlogger doing sponsored posts?
It certainly looks like it. Here’s a quote from the launch post at ProBlogger.net
2. There will be a charge for the blog which is the subject of the consultation (we’ll start this at $250 USD - paid up front). The reasons for this are numerous:
Now take a look at the community review for Hypebot.com. He linked to the site to be reviewed of course. Only one little thing about that bugs me. He didn’t include a "nofollow" on that link.
Is Darren Selling Page Rank?
For $250 you might be able to get a followed link to your blog on ProBlogger. It’s a good deal for you and for him, since he doesn’t have to do the reviewing. He just adds a description and a link in a post and lets the commentators do the work. Nice.
What Will Google Do?
I don’t mind if he does sponsored posts. I don’t have a problem with sponsored posts. What I do have a problem with is the double standard from Google. Sure it might be a bit soon to tell, and he might get penalized for this, but I doubt it. Google would have more problems explaining why Darren Rowse got penalized than it would explaining why blogs that write for it’s competitors get their PR set to 0. Not that they will explain it.
I’d sure like to see ‘em try though.
Technorati Tags: Blogging, Ramblings, ProBlogger, Google, Community Review, Sponsored Posts, Page Rank, Penalty, Double Standard, NoFollow
Jimmy Wales Makes Creepy Video
Not only that, but he made it to beg for money to fund his inherently flawed Wikipedia Project. Check it out.
The Sum Of All Human Knowledge
It’s a catchy slogan, but it’s about as true as "Don’t Be Evil" is over at Google. In other words, it’s a load of bull. If they were being honest the slogan would be something like "The Sum Of All Human Knowledge That The Wikipedia Editors Don’t Object To And That Has Already Appeared In Numerous Real Information Sources". That’s kind of a mouthful though, and it doesn’t have the ring of idealistic nobility.
Yeah, I’m not a Wiki-fan. It combines online reference sources with communism. Much like communism in real life, it doesn’t work on Wikipedia either. I would never use Wikipedia if I needed information that was important. You just can’t trust it.
If I wouldn’t use it, why would I give them money?
Technorati Tags: Ramblings, Wikipedia, Video, Jimmy Wales, Creepy, Begging, Money
Blogging is a Pyramid Scheme
Blogosphere is a weird word no matter how you slice it. I thought I’d take a look at a few ways it could be interpreted. I’d also like to talk about how those interpretations apply to bloggers. I’ll be doing this by looking at the different uses of the word "sphere".
Geometric Blogging
Ah, Geometry. Definable, practical and predictable. Well, except for Pi but he’s a troublemaker. Geometry and blogging come together quite often. In themes and layouts. In charts and graphs. Even in posting schedules. After all the Earth is round, and that gives us our rotation of night and day. Geometry even gives us a way to think of the blogoshpere Take a look.
The core of the blogosphere would be the A-List. The blogs from which everything radiates. They can post 5 sentences and get tons of links. Linking to those 5 sentences provides posts for other bloggers which get linked to, providing posts for more bloggers. If Problogger Darren Rowse goes on vacation or John Chow drops some form of advertising, then the ripples will spread across the Internet.
That blogosphere might make sense, if you’re a fan of the geometric blogging theory. Personally I think the geometry of blogging looks more like this.
A handful of A-list blogs at the top and almost everyone else trying to climb up.
Celestial Blogging
Atmosphere, Ionosphere and Blogosphere? If you look at it, it’s not a bad comparison. Much like the different layers surrounding a planet, the blogosphere can be harmed by pollution. Mostly the pollution comes in the form of MFAs, splogs and scrapers. The pollution in the blogosphere also has it’s own form of acid rain, spam. For those of us on the outer edges of the blogosphere it’s cold, dark and lonely.
How To Win Readers And Influence Bloggers.
Spheres of influence is probably the most accurate breakdown of the word blogosphere. Readers and influence go hand in hand. After all, the A-list influence other bloggers more than the rest of us. That’s what makes them A-list bloggers. They’ll get more links to their posts, even the normal everyday posts. Watch out if one of these heavy hitters releases some linkbait, because it’s going to be huge. All those links will bring them more readers and increase their influence.
For the A-List blogging is an upward spiral not a sphere.
Technorati Tags: Blogging, Ramblings, Blogosphere, A-List, Geometric Blogging, Celestial Blogging, Blogging Pyramid, Blogomid
Google Rank Rage
Apparently I’m not as unaffected by Google’s insanity as I thought. Have I changed my mind? No, not really. I still think Google is given far more importance than it really has. What is really getting to me are the reasons I believe to be behind Google’s actions.
Choose Your Comments Wisely
How I found out that Google was getting under my skin is pretty embarrassing. I was reading a post on Courtney Tuttle’s blog and decided to comment. It was only after I commented and Court replied that I realized that I wasn’t responding to Court’s post, RealRank™ Doesn’t Solve Anything For Bloggers. I was responding to Google. I’m sorry about that. Court has a great blog, and this post was no exception.
I Never Thought It Would Happen To Me
I never thought I’d leave an angry off topic comment like that. I did though. One minute I was commenting on RealRank™ and the next I was typing out a diatribe on the Evil Empire. Court’s reply was like cold water. Seriously, I got chills. I looked at the comment I left. It was not the reply I intended to write.
Learn from my screw up. If you leave a comment on a post about Google, or anything else that sets you off, re-read the post after writing your comment. Ask yourself a couple of questions before you click that submit button.
- Does this comment fit this post?
- Am I responding to this post or something else?
- Am I upset?
- Do I want to embarrass myself?
If you’re at all unsure, leave the page and take some time to cool off. I wish I had.
If you read this Court, I apologize.
Technorati Tags: Blogging, Ramblings, Comments, Google, Google Rank Rage
JasonWigley.com Reviewed
JasonWigley.com was recently reviewed by Computer Chit Chat.
I have to say, it’s a pretty darn encouraging review. She thinks I have style and humor. I like her, she’s a good judge of character. 
Terms of Engagement
It seems my writing is ok, but I need to engage all of you a bit more. Good advice. I’ll try to do that more often. I’m kinda stumped on how to go about that. Does that mean I should be more open to comments? I love comments. Can’t get enough of ‘em. (No really, I don’t have enough. Please leave a comment!) Should I ask more questions? How would you do it? (Ha! It’s working already. 
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About Time
I don’t have enough content on my about page either. I’m not really sure what to put on my about page. I have trouble with that. I’m just not sure how to describe myself. It’s not like I have a list of accomplishments to add to the page, I’m no Internet Entrepreneur. I’m just some guy writing a blog. Anyone got some advice for me on that?
Oh, and if you want to write up a review yourself, feel free. I could use some good blogging advice.
Technorati Tags: Blogging, Reviews, JasonWigley.com, Computer Chit Chat, ComputerChitChat.com
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