Personal Blogs Take A Backseat

It’s true, and you know it. I’m sure you can feel it deep in your bones. This is a Truth that can loosen both fillings and bowels with it’s powerful resonance. Only those so deeply entrenched in their blogs backend that they can never see the light of day again could even begin to form an argument against it.

Why do I confront the primitive human intellect with this statement? Could it be an attempt to shake the foundations of the Internet with an idea so jarring that even those poor souls imprisoned by LiveJournal may be forced to acknowledge that this is so? Alas, this is not the case at hand.

I’ve been busy. I’ve been toiling at tweakery.

Obviously I can’t spare even a moment to post in a personal blog when attempting to tame such a hell-beast. The powerful forces channeled and sculpted into multitudes of delicate crenellations which can strike down the unwary with their awe-inspiring beauty cannot be taken lightly. To do so would only hasten the inevitable arrival of oblivion’s sweet embrace.

As much as I have longed for that peaceful touch in the past, I must continue with my labors.


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2 Responses to “Personal Blogs Take A Backseat”

  1. Linda on May 21st, 2008 11:02 am
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    Wow! Can I borrow your thesaurus and whatever you’ve been smoking? :)

  2. Jason on May 21st, 2008 5:16 pm
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    I don’t use a thesaurus and I quit smoking.

    Sorry.

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